Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Creamy Jugs

in Dirty Jokes
+28 -44

Never judge a book by it’s cover. I ordered a book online last week from Holland called ‘Creamy Jugs’ only to find it’s a book about 18th century cattle farming equipment.

Jimmy Saville New Show

in Dirty Jokes
+5 -21

BBC are planning on releasing a re-run of Jimmy Saville’s successful show, with a new title of “Jim’ll Fist It”.

Excuses

in Dirty Jokes
+19 -35

I hate the excuses women come up with for not having sex like:

“I’ve got a headache” or “I’m on my period” or “I don’t know who you are, someone call the police!”

Argument

in Racist Jokes
+77 -93

The following argument took place between a black person and a white person.

White Person: What’s your problem assh*le? It’s a shame black people can’t take a take a joke as well as they take old ladies handbags.
Black Person: Screw you. It’s a shame white people can’t take a joke as well as they take other people’s land.

Ghosts

in Surreal Jokes
+24 -40

I’ll never forget my 1st week as a detective, it was terrifying. I kept seeing ghosts at every crime scene but then I found out they actually use white blankets to cover the dead.

Clear Your Debts

in General Jokes
+14 -30

Just found a website that will help you clear your debts with just one easy payment. Just go to www.buyashotgun.com