My girlfriend just told me she has a STD… I think I’m Gonorrhoea-valuate our relationship
Q. What do toilet paper and mobile phones have in common?
A. They can both easily put you in the sh*t if you use them drunk.
Heard on the radio today that black ice is more dangerous than white ice.
Surprise surprise.
Pedos are f*cking immature assh*oles.
Q. What’s the difference between an Irish Coffee and a normal coffee? A. Irish Coffee also includes a free potato.
What does yo mama and a brick wall have in common? They both get laid by groups of Mexicans.