Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Christmas Shark

in Animal Jokes
+7 -23

Q: What do you call a shark who attacks someone on Christmas day?
A: Santa jaws!

Toast

in Pick Up Lines
+6 -22

Just wanted to know…. Do you prefer white or brown bread for your toast in the morning?

Pig Fox

in Animal Jokes
+9 -25

Q. What’s the difference between a pig and a fox?
A. About 5 pints.

Pet Parrot

in Animal Jokes, Yo Mama Jokes
+32 -48

Yo mama is so dirty the only words her pet parrot can say is “In my ass, in my ass”!

Boarded Up

in Political Jokes
+13 -29

Cant believe how many boarded up windows my local town center has nowadays. Windows cleaners have started replacing their sponges with sanders.

Onions

in General Jokes
+16 -32

Think I might be allergic to onions. Every time I peel them my eyes start watering.