Hi my name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Why did the black man cross the road?
To get away from the cops.
Yo mama is so dirty the only words her pet parrot can say is “In my ass, in my ass”!
Q. What’s the difference between a pig and a fox? A. About 5 pints.
Cant believe how many boarded up windows my local town center has nowadays. Windows cleaners have started replacing their sponges with sanders.
Q. Why did the shark keep swimming in circles? A. It had a nosebleed.