Q: What do you call a shark who attacks someone on Christmas day? A: Santa jaws!
Just wanted to know…. Do you prefer white or brown bread for your toast in the morning?
Q. What’s the difference between a pig and a fox? A. About 5 pints.
Yo mama is so dirty the only words her pet parrot can say is “In my ass, in my ass”!
Cant believe how many boarded up windows my local town center has nowadays. Windows cleaners have started replacing their sponges with sanders.
Think I might be allergic to onions. Every time I peel them my eyes start watering.