Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Jun

Gas

By Chris

in Disabled Jokes

+13 -29

Q. Why can’t dyslexics smell gas?

A, Because they are poor smellers and often can’t even smell their own name.

Jul

Cannibals

By Sam

in Relationship Jokes

+16 -32

Why do cannibals not like divorced women?
Because they’re bitter.

Oct

Pedos

By StreAG

in Dirty Jokes

+20 -36

Pedos are f*cking immature assh*oles.

Dec

Irish Coffee

By Edward

in General Jokes

Tags: Irish Jokes

+10 -26

Q. What’s the difference between an Irish Coffee and a normal coffee?
A. Irish Coffee also includes a free potato.

Jan

Brick Wall

By kris

in Yo Mama Jokes

+8 -24

What does yo mama and a brick wall have in common? They both get laid by groups of Mexicans.

Apr

Wife

By SteveA

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Wife Jokes

+20 -36

I vowed to my wife that I would never hit her again, that I would find a job and raise my kids properly.The tears streamed down her face, this moment of joy would stick in my mind forever.
The moment when I said “April fools!” and dropped that gullible bitch to the ground.

Gets her every year!