Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Police officer

in Dirty Jokes
+14 -30

What do you call a female police officer with a shaven haven??

Kuntstubble.

Carrot Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+17 -33

Hi, sometimes I dye my pubes green and paint my wiener orange so it looks like a carrot.

Hand Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+5 -21

Wow your hand looks really heavy.

Would you like me to hold it for you?

Prison

in Pick Up Lines
+9 -25

Guy: When does your dad get out of prison?
Girl: He’s not in prison.
Guy: Well if I was your dad I’d be in prison.

T-Shirt Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+30 -46

Hi I’m blind, can I read your t-shirt in braille?

Balls

in Dirty Jokes
+26 -42

Just got my balls out at the hospital but they have no idea what this red rash is. Hopefully the doctor will come and see me soon because the receptionist is useless.