Q. Why can’t dyslexics smell gas?
A, Because they are poor smellers and often can’t even smell their own name.
Why do cannibals not like divorced women? Because they’re bitter.
My girlfriend just told me she has a STD… I think I’m Gonorrhoea-valuate our relationship
Q. What do toilet paper and mobile phones have in common?
A. They can both easily put you in the sh*t if you use them drunk.
Heard on the radio today that black ice is more dangerous than white ice.
Surprise surprise.
Pedos are f*cking immature assh*oles.