Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Toilet Tissue

in Political Jokes
+9 -25

Why’d the Toilet Tissue Get an Education Award?
For It’s No “Skids” left behind program

Followed Home

in Disabled Jokes
+19 -35

Got followed home by three blind people earlier today. That’s the last time I take my cat out for a walk

Doctor Advice

in Animal Jokes
+15 -31

My doctor said that I should watch what I eat so I’ve decided to go to the Grand-National!

Hand Pick-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines
+5 -21

Wow your hand looks really heavy.

Would you like me to hold it for you?

Police officer

in Dirty Jokes
+14 -30

What do you call a female police officer with a shaven haven??

Kuntstubble.

Carrot Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+17 -33

Hi, sometimes I dye my pubes green and paint my wiener orange so it looks like a carrot.