Why’d the Toilet Tissue Get an Education Award? For It’s No “Skids” left behind program
Got followed home by three blind people earlier today. That’s the last time I take my cat out for a walk
My doctor said that I should watch what I eat so I’ve decided to go to the Grand-National!
Wow your hand looks really heavy.
Would you like me to hold it for you?
What do you call a female police officer with a shaven haven??
Kuntstubble.
Hi, sometimes I dye my pubes green and paint my wiener orange so it looks like a carrot.