Just got my balls out at the hospital but they have no idea what this red rash is. Hopefully the doctor will come and see me soon because the receptionist is useless.
First rule of Alzheimer’s Club… Don’t talk about chess club.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Heard on the radio today that black ice is more dangerous than white ice.
Surprise surprise.
Q. Why can’t dyslexics smell gas?
A, Because they are poor smellers and often can’t even smell their own name.
Why do cannibals not like divorced women? Because they’re bitter.