Got followed home by three blind people earlier today. That’s the last time I take my cat out for a walk
My doctor said that I should watch what I eat so I’ve decided to go to the Grand-National!
What do you call a female police officer with a shaven haven??
Kuntstubble.
Hi, sometimes I dye my pubes green and paint my wiener orange so it looks like a carrot.
Wow your hand looks really heavy.
Would you like me to hold it for you?
Guy: When does your dad get out of prison? Girl: He’s not in prison. Guy: Well if I was your dad I’d be in prison.