I haven’t had sex for about 1 year, 4 months, 24 days and 56 minutes. It doesn’t bother me though.
Why did the ‘hare’ cross the road?
To avoid being surgically attached to Wayne Rooney’s scalp.
Met a really cool 13 year old on-line the other day, she’s funny and really attractive. I suggested we meet up for a drink and then she told me she has a job as a private detective. Got to be the coolest 13 year old ever.
Q. What do you call a Chinese person with a magnifying glass? A. Long Wang
Happy treason day you ungrateful scumbag American traitors to the crown!!
God Save The Queen!
Got a new job today following in my fathers footsteps… I’ve become a minesweeper.