Me and my wife met on the net… We were both trapeze artists.
A scientific survey has recently found that 6/7 dwarfs aren’t happy.
Have you got a phone in your pocket because I think your ass is calling me.
Q. Where do you get the cheapest milk? A. From boobies.
I had phone sex last night but now my iPhone vibrate has stopped working.
Why do women love gold more than men?
Because gold has 24 carrots whereas a man only has 1 carrot !