Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Feb

Metal Detector

By Dave

in Racist Jokes

+15 -27

Did you hear about the Irish metal detector who got trapped after digging a 30 foot hole? Turns out he was wearing steel toecap boots.

Oct

Local Zoo

By Dave

in Animal Jokes

+9 -21

Just been thrown out of my local zoo! I went there to watch feeding time but after 3 hours of hanging around the mother and baby toilets the security guards started to get suspicious.

Oct

Dangerous World

By Scot

in Political Jokes

+12 -24

Can’t believe what a dangerous place the world has become recently. Just the other day I went into the toilets of a McDonalds and headbutted someone.

Dec

Smartphone

By michelle

in Yo Mama Jokes

Tags: Yo Mama So Stupid Jokes

+15 -27

Yo mama is so dumb she tried to make her own smartphone by gluing a miniature tuxedo to her Nokia 3310.

Oct

Ice-cream

By Dave

in General Jokes

+17 -30

If everything is made of atoms why does ice-cream taste really nice and dog shiite taste so bad? Explain that one Einstein.

May

Grown Up

By SteveS

in General Jokes

+29 -42

Three steps to being more grown up at work:

1. Replace “F*ck you” with “Ok, great” .
2. Try to say “Please” more often instead of “Bitch please”.
3. Make sure you have plenty of alone time to reduce pent up anger.