Me and my wife met on the net… We were both trapeze artists.
A scientific survey has recently found that 6/7 dwarfs aren’t happy.
Have you got a phone in your pocket because I think your ass is calling me.
Q. Where do you get the cheapest milk? A. From boobies.
Q. What do you call a black person on the moon? A. An astronaut you racist b*stard.
A new variant has recently been discovered, it’s called “Anothercon”.