Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Mar

Yo big mama

By Ry

in Yo Mama Jokes

Tags: Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

+18 -30

Yo Mama is so fat she lives in 4 cities at the same time.

Aug

Interview

By SteveA

in General Jokes

+8 -20

Just had the following conversation at a job interview

Interviewer: What’s your main weakness and strength?
Me: Well my main weakness is knowing the difference between truth and fiction.
Interviewer: And your strength?
Me: My main strength is that I’m Batman!

Mar

Homo Chat Up Line

By Frank

in Pick Up Lines

+7 -19

Walk up to someone at a bar and say. “Can I push in your stool?”

Jul

Retired

By PeteS

in Dirty Jokes

+12 -24

I’ve use work for a drug company making Viagra but ironically I’ve now become semi-retired.

Jun

Whistle-blowers

By Edward

in Political Jokes

+8 -20

Barrack Obama has recently agreed to help the Vatican target whistle-blowers. Any altar
boys reporting child abuse will now face indefinite detention.

Feb

New Kid

By Dave

in General Jokes

+13 -25

Just named my new kid cancer. That way when people hear about me beating cancer it’ll make me sound better.