Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Retired

in Dirty Jokes
+12 -24

I’ve use work for a drug company making Viagra but ironically I’ve now become semi-retired.

Thai Girl

in Dirty Jokes
+29 -41

I saw a Thai girl on the train earlier today and I kept thinking to myself, don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection, but then she did.

Stages

in Political Jokes
+8 -20

1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance …

The 5 stages of buying car insurance.

Lesbians

in Dirty Jokes
+17 -29

Q. What do you call a lesbian with long nails?

A. Single

Mental

in Surreal Jokes
+12 -24

In the 1990s if you photographed your breakfast, developed the photo and then showed it to all your friends people would think you were a mental c*nt!

Gay Club

in Dirty Jokes
+32 -44

Just decided to quit my job as a bartender at my local gay club. I’m fed up of watching the world go bi.