If increased spending is good for the economy does that mean we can now finally start using monopoly money as legal currency?
Just decided to quit my job as a bartender at my local gay club. I’m fed up of watching the world go bi.
Just met a really hot girl who was from a tribe in South Africa, we just clicked.
Yo mama is so stupid she got sacked from her job at the bank for stealing pens.
Tesco Value Burgers – Low in fat high in Shergar.
What do you put on your burgers? A fiver each way.
Just got a job handling financial transactions for a multi-billion dollar company. I’ve become a cashier at KFC.