I’ve use work for a drug company making Viagra but ironically I’ve now become semi-retired.
I saw a Thai girl on the train earlier today and I kept thinking to myself, don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection, but then she did.
1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance …
The 5 stages of buying car insurance.
Q. What do you call a lesbian with long nails?
A. Single
In the 1990s if you photographed your breakfast, developed the photo and then showed it to all your friends people would think you were a mental c*nt!
Just decided to quit my job as a bartender at my local gay club. I’m fed up of watching the world go bi.