Fed up of website popups on the SexyTube website. No SexyTube I do not want to play poker, I’m at work.
Q. What animal has a long nose and a c*nt on it’s back? A. Police horse.
Scientists have just discovered a double cure for Covid19 and global warming… It’s called suicide. Ropes will now be posted to every household for usage within the next 10 days.
When it comes to drugs I always say “no”. People keep asking me but I just don’t have any to spare, my house is too small for large scale production.
Hi my name is Jay… People call me J for short.
Did you hear about the Irish metal detector who got trapped after digging a 30 foot hole? Turns out he was wearing steel toecap boots.