Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Retired

in Dirty Jokes
+12 -24

I’ve use work for a drug company making Viagra but ironically I’ve now become semi-retired.

Whistle-blowers

in Political Jokes
+8 -20

Barrack Obama has recently agreed to help the Vatican target whistle-blowers. Any altar
boys reporting child abuse will now face indefinite detention.

New Kid

in General Jokes
+13 -25

Just named my new kid cancer. That way when people hear about me beating cancer it’ll make me sound better.

Thai Girl

in Dirty Jokes
+29 -41

I saw a Thai girl on the train earlier today and I kept thinking to myself, don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection, but then she did.

Stages

in Political Jokes
+8 -20

1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance …

The 5 stages of buying car insurance.

Lesbians

in Dirty Jokes
+17 -29

Q. What do you call a lesbian with long nails?

A. Single