I’ve use work for a drug company making Viagra but ironically I’ve now become semi-retired.
Barrack Obama has recently agreed to help the Vatican target whistle-blowers. Any altar boys reporting child abuse will now face indefinite detention.
Just named my new kid cancer. That way when people hear about me beating cancer it’ll make me sound better.
I saw a Thai girl on the train earlier today and I kept thinking to myself, don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection, don’t get an erection, but then she did.
1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance …
The 5 stages of buying car insurance.
Q. What do you call a lesbian with long nails?
A. Single