My friend Gav died from heartburn this morning.
I can’t believe Gaviscon.
Fed up of website popups on the SexyTube website. No SexyTube I do not want to play poker, I’m at work.
Why don’t you get any black serials killers? Because they always get caught after the 1st one.
Hi my name is Jay… People call me J for short.
Q. What animal has a long nose and a c*nt on it’s back? A. Police horse.
Scientists have just discovered a double cure for Covid19 and global warming… It’s called suicide. Ropes will now be posted to every household for usage within the next 10 days.