Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Black Serial Killers

in Racist Jokes
+9 -21

Why don’t you get any black serials killers? Because they always get caught after the 1st one.

Counting Problems

in Yo Mama Jokes
+16 -28

Yo mama’s so stupid when she counts to 2 she she has to reach inside her bra.

Jay Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+9 -21

Hi my name is Jay…
People call me J for short.

Long Nose

in Animal Jokes
+16 -28

Q. What animal has a long nose and a c*nt on it’s back?
A. Police horse.

Science Discovery

in Political Jokes
+12 -24

Scientists have just discovered a double cure for Covid19 and global warming… It’s called suicide. Ropes will now be posted to every household for usage within the next 10 days.

Always Say No

in Political Jokes
+21 -33

When it comes to drugs I always say “no”. People keep asking me but I just don’t have any to spare, my house is too small for large scale production.