Q. What’s got 4 legs and bleeds?
A. Half a spider!
YO MAMMA SO UGLY HER LOOKS CAN MAKE BLIND CHILDREN CRY!!!
A volunteer approached me in the street the other day showing me a photo of a starving African man and asking for a $50 donation. I said “Sorry but I’m against black male”.
2 women sitting at a table quietly.
I think dyslexic people should form an onion.
I took a lie dectector test today, actually I didn’t really that was a lie.