Don’t waste money on an electric toothbrush. Simply sellotape a manual toothbrush to your iPhone and set it to vibrate, then get your mum to call you every time you need to brush your teeth.
Did you hear about the police raid of a library in Bucharest?
My friend Gav died from heartburn this morning.
I can’t believe Gaviscon.
Fed up of website popups on the SexyTube website. No SexyTube I do not want to play poker, I’m at work.
Why don’t you get any black serials killers? Because they always get caught after the 1st one.
Hi my name is Jay… People call me J for short.