Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Fathers Footsteps

in Surreal Jokes
+8 -20

Got a new job today following in my fathers footsteps… I’ve become a minesweeper.

Magnifying Glass

in Racist Jokes
+50 -62

Q. What do you call a Chinese person with a magnifying glass?
A. Long Wang

Treason Day

in Political Jokes
+20 -32

Happy treason day you ungrateful scumbag American traitors to the crown!!

God Save The Queen!

Library

in Surreal Jokes
+10 -22

Did you hear about the police raid of a library in Bucharest?

Dark

in Relationship Jokes
+21 -33

Can’t believe my wife. Tried to have sex with her in the dark last night. I put my wiener into her hand and she “No thanks I don’t want to smoke.”

B-Jobs

in Racist Jokes
+29 -41

Q. Why don’t black people like bl0w jobs?

A. They don’t like any jobs.