Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Beard

in General Jokes
+22 -34

I used to really hate my beard but then it grew on me.

Santa

in Dirty Jokes
+4 -16

What does santa have between his legs?

Ho-Ho-Hoes!

Shoelace

in Pick Up Lines
+8 -20

Hi, I think your shoelace is untied! (quickly position yourself behind)

Bank Deposit

in Political Jokes
+10 -22

I got thrown out of Barclays Bank today. I was trying to deposit £300,000 in cash but apparantly monopoly money is not a “real currency”!

Homelessness

in Political Jokes
+4 -16

The day homelessness will end is the day when the ‘Big Issue’ decides to start including pictures of tits.

Manchester United

in Sports Jokes
+14 -26

Just signed a £250,000 per week contract to play for Manchester United.

I just need to get them to sign it now.