Got a new job today following in my fathers footsteps… I’ve become a minesweeper.
Q. What do you call a Chinese person with a magnifying glass? A. Long Wang
Happy treason day you ungrateful scumbag American traitors to the crown!!
God Save The Queen!
Did you hear about the police raid of a library in Bucharest?
Can’t believe my wife. Tried to have sex with her in the dark last night. I put my wiener into her hand and she “No thanks I don’t want to smoke.”
Q. Why don’t black people like bl0w jobs?
A. They don’t like any jobs.