Recently had a great money saving idea. Instead of paying for teeth whitening I’ve decided to get a sun-tan instead.
Why is it ok for a smoker to take a 5 minute break at work to enjoy themselves but when I get caught in the toilets beating my meat I get fired?
Me and my wife met on the net… We were both trapeze artists.
A scientific survey has recently found that 6/7 dwarfs aren’t happy.
Have you got a phone in your pocket because I think your ass is calling me.
Q. Where do you get the cheapest milk? A. From boobies.