Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Feb

Dumped

By Dave

in Racist Jokes

+23 -34

My girlfriend dumped me saying that I can’t do the things that her black ex-boyfriend used to do.
So I’ve just sent her a video of me peeling a banana with my feet, hopefully that should impress her.

Dec

Grocery Shopping

By Tim

in Yo Mama Jokes

Tags: Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

+13 -24

Yo mama is so fat she does her grocery shopping at McDonalds.

Jun

Trees

By susan pugh

in General Jokes

+2 -13

What did the father tree say to his little sapling?
You’re a chip off the old block

Oct

Vampire

By Count Dracula

in Dirty Jokes

+32 -43

Q. How does a vampire make tea?

A. With a used tampon.

Jul

Crazy

By Steve

in Dirty Jokes

+19 -30

Q. What’s 6″ long, 2″ wide and drives women crazy??

A. Money ?

Dec

Fish

By Stevo

in Political Jokes

+17 -28

Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day.
Teach a man how to fish and he will bore you for hours talking about fishing and he will keep posting photos of himself with fish on Facebook.