Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Funny Doctor

in Disabled Jokes
+21 -32

“You have diabetes,“ the doctor said sweetly.

Charity Donation

in General Jokes
+22 -33

Just donated a large amount of money to a rape clinic. At first they refused but I just wouldn’t take no as an answer.

Gay Irish

in Dirty Jokes, Racist Jokes
+41 -52

What do you call a gay Irish man?

Phil MacRackin

Sardines

in General Jokes
+10 -21

The level of pollution in the world today is becoming intolerable.
Only the other day I opened a can of sardines and it was full of oil.

Recycling

in General Jokes
+18 -29

Just started a new job at a can recycling factory.

It’s soda pressing.

Airport Security

in Political Jokes
+16 -27

Fed up of airport security. Just got stopped for carrying a bottle of water but a guy with a long beard and Turban went through straight away.