“You have diabetes,“ the doctor said sweetly.
Just donated a large amount of money to a rape clinic. At first they refused but I just wouldn’t take no as an answer.
What do you call a gay Irish man?
Phil MacRackin
The level of pollution in the world today is becoming intolerable. Only the other day I opened a can of sardines and it was full of oil.
Just started a new job at a can recycling factory.
It’s soda pressing.
Fed up of airport security. Just got stopped for carrying a bottle of water but a guy with a long beard and Turban went through straight away.