Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Gayz

in Dirty Jokes
+22 -33

Did you hear about the homosexual magician
He disappeared with a poof

Missing Flight

in Political Jokes
+3 -14

After being arrested and interrogated today I’ve now discovered that shouting “bomb” at the top of your voice is a bad way to keep yourself amused while waiting at an airport.

Imminent Death

in Surreal Jokes
+27 -38

We only have 2 minutes left before we die… but every time you breath it resets the clock.

Wifes Birthday

in Relationship Jokes
+19 -30

Last year my wife was furious that I missed her birthday, and insisted that in future I should plan at least two months in advance. Well it’s her birthday in 8 weeks time, and I’m pleased to say I’ve already bought her her present. She’s going to love these flowers.

Jeans

in Racist Jokes
+41 -52

What’s the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.

Snowflake Pickup Line

in Pick Up Lines
+10 -21

I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.