When your ex-girlfriend tells you she has AIDS it can be really difficult to deal with. I had to try really hard to sound surprised.
Man: You know what I really like in a girl? Woman: No what? Man: My c*ck!
“You have diabetes,“ the doctor said sweetly.
Just donated a large amount of money to a rape clinic. At first they refused but I just wouldn’t take no as an answer.
What do you call a gay Irish man?
Phil MacRackin
The level of pollution in the world today is becoming intolerable. Only the other day I opened a can of sardines and it was full of oil.