Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Spontaneous

in Relationship Jokes
+21 -32

Today my wife told me that I need to be more spontaneous so I punched her in the throat.

Bombing

in Political Jokes
+24 -35

A lot of people criticize the American government’s policy of bombing foreign countries to make them more peaceful but on the plus side it’s a great way for Americans to learn geography.

Coffee Beans

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+41 -52

What do coffee beans and woman have in common?

They’re both useless until their wet.

The Sun

in Surreal Jokes
+34 -45

Spent the whole of last night sitting in bed thinking about the sun and where it comes from …. and then it dawned on me.

Hardest Thing

in Dirty Jokes
+31 -42

Q. What’s the hardest thing about being a pedophile?

A. Trying to fit in.

Aromatherapy Conference

in Surreal Jokes
+7 -18

Me and my sister got thrown out of our hotel room the other night after going to an Aromatherapy Conference in New York. Apparently the hotel has strict rules against incense.