Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Bombing

in Political Jokes
+24 -35

A lot of people criticize the American government’s policy of bombing foreign countries to make them more peaceful but on the plus side it’s a great way for Americans to learn geography.

Hardest Thing

in Dirty Jokes
+31 -42

Q. What’s the hardest thing about being a pedophile?

A. Trying to fit in.

Aromatherapy Conference

in Surreal Jokes
+7 -18

Me and my sister got thrown out of our hotel room the other night after going to an Aromatherapy Conference in New York. Apparently the hotel has strict rules against incense.

Pinocchio

in Dirty Jokes
+26 -37

Q. How did Pinocchio die?
A. He was masturbating and he caught fire.

Gay Friend

in Surreal Jokes
+8 -19

I think my friend Steve is gay but i’m not sure, I can never remember names.

Unemployed Foreigners

in Political Jokes
+5 -16

Just seen a load of unemployed foreigners hanging around in the streets begging for food. The sooner these Canadian Geese fly off back to where they came from the better.