Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Gayz

in Dirty Jokes
+22 -33

Did you hear about the homosexual magician
He disappeared with a poof

Missing Flight

in Political Jokes
+3 -14

After being arrested and interrogated today I’ve now discovered that shouting “bomb” at the top of your voice is a bad way to keep yourself amused while waiting at an airport.

Imminent Death

in Surreal Jokes
+27 -38

We only have 2 minutes left before we die… but every time you breath it resets the clock.

Jeans

in Racist Jokes
+41 -52

What’s the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?

A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.

Wifes Birthday

in Relationship Jokes
+19 -30

Last year my wife was furious that I missed her birthday, and insisted that in future I should plan at least two months in advance. Well it’s her birthday in 8 weeks time, and I’m pleased to say I’ve already bought her her present. She’s going to love these flowers.

Lottery Win

in Racist Jokes
+29 -40

Paddy won the lottery, 22 million, He went to collect his winnings and they said, Really sorry Paddy but we haven’t got enough money to pay you it all. We will give you 11 million this week and 11 million next week, Ah be Jesus says paddy. If your gonna mess me about gimme me pound back.