Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Coffee Beans

in Dirty Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+41 -52

What do coffee beans and woman have in common?

They’re both useless until their wet.

The Sun

in Surreal Jokes
+34 -45

Spent the whole of last night sitting in bed thinking about the sun and where it comes from …. and then it dawned on me.

Bombing

in Political Jokes
+24 -35

A lot of people criticize the American government’s policy of bombing foreign countries to make them more peaceful but on the plus side it’s a great way for Americans to learn geography.

Hardest Thing

in Dirty Jokes
+31 -42

Q. What’s the hardest thing about being a pedophile?

A. Trying to fit in.

Aromatherapy Conference

in Surreal Jokes
+7 -18

Me and my sister got thrown out of our hotel room the other night after going to an Aromatherapy Conference in New York. Apparently the hotel has strict rules against incense.

Pinocchio

in Dirty Jokes
+26 -37

Q. How did Pinocchio die?
A. He was masturbating and he caught fire.