Have you heard about the new boy band that is taking Saudi Arabia by storm?? They’re called the Burka Street Boys.
Yo mama is so fat she lost her virginity to a Snickers candy bar.
Just drove to work in a £200,000 vehicle. I love catching the bus.
I always go to clothes stores and they always say they don’t have my size. I mean, does nobody know what extra medium is???
Guy who owns my local cinema just died.
His funeral is on Monday at 12:10, 14:20 and 18:40.
I’d rather see a pregnant woman standing on the bus than a fat girl sitting down crying.