Had sex with someone called Maria Kipling last night. She was exceedingly good.
Yo mama’s so dirty she’s taken down more boxers than Mike Tyson.
Have you heard about the new aftershave the Catholic Church have just released? It’s called ‘Eau My God’.
Some day I’ll be skinny. Today is not that day.
Did you hear about the homosexual magician He disappeared with a poof
After being arrested and interrogated today I’ve now discovered that shouting “bomb” at the top of your voice is a bad way to keep yourself amused while waiting at an airport.