Someone at work accused me of being gay today. The last person to question my masculinity got a face-full of piping hot lavender tea.
Yo mama has one eye and one leg, her name is eyelean.
What did they used to call electric eels before electricity was invented? Magic eels?
Yo mama is so fat she lost her virginity to a Snickers candy bar.
Have you heard about the new boy band that is taking Saudi Arabia by storm?? They’re called the Burka Street Boys.
I always go to clothes stores and they always say they don’t have my size. I mean, does nobody know what extra medium is???