Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Greek Government

in Political Jokes
+11 -21

The Greek government has just reported that production of humus and taramasalata is down 50% since the start of the month. Looks like it’s going to be a double dip recession.

Greta

in Political Jokes
+7 -17

Greta Thunberg is such a hypocrite. She asked me to use a condom last night even though it’s made from polluting plastic.

Baby Seal

in Pick Up Lines
+11 -21

If I was an injured baby seal needing shelter and you were a cave would you let me go inside you?

Hot Wife

in Dirty Jokes
+20 -30

Can’t believe how hot my wife was last night. She couldn’t stop screaming in bed.
Hopefully next time she uses the oven she’ll take more care not to burn her arm.

Irish Schools

in Racist Jokes
+18 -28

The Irish government has recently announced that they are going to save money on lollipop men and women by moving schools to the other side of the road.

Night Club

in Dirty Jokes
+11 -21

Last night a girl came up to me at a night club and said “show me show your nuts” so I sang the theme tune to ‘The Chipmunks’ and hopped on one leg.