A man phones work and says to his boss, i can’t come in today I’m sick, in which his boss replies, how sick are you, and which he replies, I’m in bed with my daughter.
Just heard on the radio that the average swallow flys about 73’000 miles a year across 17 countries without a satnav. Big deal, I travel without a satnav all the time. I think it’s more impressive that they don’t need a passport.