Most of the time a problem shared is a problem halved unless the problem happens to be Aids.
The following conversation took place at the vets.
Man: Do you sell horse tranquilizers? Vet: Why do you ask? Man: My wife keeps waking up.
Knock knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Don’t cry it’s only a joke
Can’t believe how long my Iphone is taking to charge. It’s been soaking in Apple Juice for about 8 hours now but still nothing is coming up on the screen.
Greta Thunberg is such a hypocrite. She asked me to use a condom last night even though it’s made from polluting plastic.
If I was an injured baby seal needing shelter and you were a cave would you let me go inside you?