Someone at work accused me of being gay today. The last person to question my masculinity got a face-full of piping hot lavender tea.
Yo mama has one eye and one leg, her name is eyelean.
Yo mama is so fat she lost her virginity to a Snickers candy bar.
Have you heard about the new boy band that is taking Saudi Arabia by storm?? They’re called the Burka Street Boys.
Just drove to work in a £200,000 vehicle. I love catching the bus.
I always go to clothes stores and they always say they don’t have my size. I mean, does nobody know what extra medium is???