Have you heard about the new boy band that is taking Saudi Arabia by storm?? They’re called the Burka Street Boys.
Just drove to work in a £200,000 vehicle. I love catching the bus.
I always go to clothes stores and they always say they don’t have my size. I mean, does nobody know what extra medium is???
I’d rather see a pregnant woman standing on the bus than a fat girl sitting down crying.
Guy who owns my local cinema just died.
His funeral is on Monday at 12:10, 14:20 and 18:40.
Met my wife working at a toll road. She really raised the bar.