Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Problem Shared

in Disabled Jokes
+22 -32

Most of the time a problem shared is a problem halved unless the problem happens to be Aids.

The Vets

in Relationship Jokes
+14 -24

The following conversation took place at the vets.

Man: Do you sell horse tranquilizers?
Vet: Why do you ask?
Man: My wife keeps waking up.

Don’t cry

in Animal Jokes
+32 -42

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don’t cry it’s only a joke

Iphone Charging

in Surreal Jokes
+7 -17

Can’t believe how long my Iphone is taking to charge. It’s been soaking in Apple Juice for about 8 hours now but still nothing is coming up on the screen.

Greta

in Political Jokes
+7 -17

Greta Thunberg is such a hypocrite. She asked me to use a condom last night even though it’s made from polluting plastic.

Baby Seal

in Pick Up Lines
+11 -21

If I was an injured baby seal needing shelter and you were a cave would you let me go inside you?