Pissing in the kitchen sink saves so much time. Although some of my coworkers at McDonalds are starting to really freak out.
What do you call a Chinese person who eats too much? Chin Tu Fat.
Why does KFC have no toilet paper?
Cause its finger licking good.
Pick a number from 1-10….. You loose now take off your clothes!
Just heard on the radio that the average swallow flys about 73’000 miles a year across 17 countries without a satnav. Big deal, I travel without a satnav all the time. I think it’s more impressive that they don’t need a passport.
Yo mama so stupid she sprinkles Viagra on her dildo.