Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Swallow

in Animal Jokes
+13 -23

Just heard on the radio that the average swallow flys about 73’000 miles a year across 17 countries without a satnav. Big deal, I travel without a satnav all the time. I think it’s more impressive that they don’t need a passport.

Sprinkles

in Yo Mama Jokes
+30 -40

Yo mama so stupid she sprinkles Viagra on her dildo.

A man phones work

in Dirty Jokes
+14 -24

A man phones work and says to his boss, i can’t come in today I’m sick, in which his boss replies, how sick are you, and which he replies, I’m in bed with my daughter.

Ladies Man Chat-Up Line

in Pick Up Lines, Sports Jokes
+31 -41

Hey babe, I’m a real ladies man. I’ve been down more holes than Tiger Woods.

Funeral

in General Jokes
+20 -30

If my grandmother ever found out how much I spent on her funeral. She would be spinning in her ditch.

Bread

in Religious Jokes
+13 -23

Just had some people knock on my door trying to convince me that ‘brown bread’ is better than ‘white bread’.

They told me they were hovis witness.