Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Greek Government

in Political Jokes
+11 -21

The Greek government has just reported that production of humus and taramasalata is down 50% since the start of the month. Looks like it’s going to be a double dip recession.

Night Club

in Dirty Jokes
+11 -21

Last night a girl came up to me at a night club and said “show me show your nuts” so I sang the theme tune to ‘The Chipmunks’ and hopped on one leg.

Hot Wife

in Dirty Jokes
+20 -30

Can’t believe how hot my wife was last night. She couldn’t stop screaming in bed.
Hopefully next time she uses the oven she’ll take more care not to burn her arm.

Irish Schools

in Racist Jokes
+18 -28

The Irish government has recently announced that they are going to save money on lollipop men and women by moving schools to the other side of the road.

Sick

in General Jokes
+14 -24

Calling into work sick is so much more fun if you call a company you don’t work for.

Fat Lass

in Dirty Jokes
+17 -27

I was talking to a fat lass with huge tits last night.

“My eyes are up here…” I said, as she looked down at the kebab in my hand.