Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Immigrant Rat

in Political Jokes
+11 -21

What’s the diferrence between a rat and an immigrant?

Rats find it easier to get jobs in politics or to become lawyers.

Problem Shared

in Disabled Jokes
+22 -32

Most of the time a problem shared is a problem halved unless the problem happens to be Aids.

The Vets

in Relationship Jokes
+14 -24

The following conversation took place at the vets.

Man: Do you sell horse tranquilizers?
Vet: Why do you ask?
Man: My wife keeps waking up.

Iphone Charging

in Surreal Jokes
+7 -17

Can’t believe how long my Iphone is taking to charge. It’s been soaking in Apple Juice for about 8 hours now but still nothing is coming up on the screen.

Don’t cry

in Animal Jokes
+32 -42

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don’t cry it’s only a joke

Greek Government

in Political Jokes
+11 -21

The Greek government has just reported that production of humus and taramasalata is down 50% since the start of the month. Looks like it’s going to be a double dip recession.