The Greek government has just reported that production of humus and taramasalata is down 50% since the start of the month. Looks like it’s going to be a double dip recession.
Can’t believe how hot my wife was last night. She couldn’t stop screaming in bed.
Hopefully next time she uses the oven she’ll take more care not to burn her arm.
The Irish government has recently announced that they are going to save money on lollipop men and women by moving schools to the other side of the road.