Q: What’s the difference between an elevator and a black man? A: An elevator can raise a family
Man: How u doin? Woman: Fine Man: I said how u doin not how u looking!
Pissing in the kitchen sink saves so much time. Although some of my coworkers at McDonalds are starting to really freak out.
Just been sacked from my job as a chef for stealing.
I’ve always been whisk taker.
What do you call a Chinese person who eats too much? Chin Tu Fat.
Pick a number from 1-10….. You loose now take off your clothes!