Why do white people have so many pets? They aren’t allowed to own blacks anymore.
What do you call some who doesn‘t like standing in a lift with germans? Klausrtophic.
A new dangerous variant of Covid has now emerged from Thailand.
It’s been named the Phuket variant.
Can’t believe how awesome my new pet goldfish is. Just found out that if you put it on the carpet it can actually do break dancing.
Q. Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a boner?
A. I don’t have a Ferrari.
How do you confuse a feminist? Tell her she can’t make you a sandwich.