Q. What do you call a woman with 2 brain cells? A. Pregnant.
Yo mama is so dumb that when she called someone to come over and tear up her carpet she thought she was hiring a male prostitute.
I love to share things with people who don’t have what I’ve got. I think that’s why I love sex with women so much.
Q: what did the left beaver lip say to the right? A: We used to be so tight before that holiday to Jamaica!
Just heard on the radio that apparently Colonel Sanders got the idea for KFC during WWI when he was raiding a German chicken farm using a flame thrower.
I went to a science conference today and met the guy who invented Viagra, cant believe what a big head he‘s got.