How to name your Asian baby *drops pan down stairs* king song ding dong
My daughter was born yesterday. I named her after my mother-in-law, she’s called ‘passive-aggressive psycho’.
What’s the only thing Jim couldn’t fix?………your daughter’s hymen
The following conversation took place between a mental patient and a doctor.
Patient: Doctor please help me. I keep thinking I’m John McEnroe! Doctor: You can’t be serious!!
Have you heard about those new mobile phones for deaf people? They’re called ‘eye-phones’.
Just joined alcoholics anonymous. I still drink large amounts of alcohol but now I’ve got a new name and passport.