Your Mom is so fat she needs a lifeguard for her cereal bowl.
If Noah was a Jew then why did he bring pigs with him on the boat?
A Chinese man has died in a river in Beijing.
Police say that he may have been saved if the first 5 people to see him hadn’t thought they were looking at their reflection.
Just had an interview at Hooters. All they did was say “fill this out” and then they handed me an extra large bra to wear.
Why do Jews put double glazing on their houses? So their kids can’t hear the ice-cream man.
Why does nobody care when you take a child swimming but when you take a chimpanzee everyone freaks out?