Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Goldfish

in Animal Jokes
+21 -30

Can’t believe how awesome my new pet goldfish is. Just found out that if you put it on the carpet it can actually do break dancing.

Homeless Person Tea

in Political Jokes
+13 -22

No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea… you never get that tea.

Cat Ball

in Animal Jokes
+23 -32

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? It had mittens.

Spy Budget Cuts

in Political Jokes
+11 -20

Now pay attention, 007; this looks like an ordinary suitcase but, if you push this button, a handle comes out and you can wheel it around.

Time Of Year

in Relationship Jokes
+26 -35

I love this time of year. You can slam your laptop shut when your girlfriend walks into the room and you don’t get any disgusted looks.

How to

in Racist Jokes
+10 -19

How to name your Asian baby *drops pan down stairs* king song ding dong