I’m so bad with women I can’t even get them to take their gloves off.
Q. What do homeless people look at when they’re on a computer? A. The recycle bin.
What’s the difference between a candle and a curry?
A candle only burns at one end.
Instead of buying Christmas presents for your kids why not give them wisdom instead?
If you wrap up an empty cardboard box this will teach them about disappointment.
Yo mama is so dumb that when she called someone to come over and tear up her carpet she thought she was hiring a male prostitute.
Q. What do you call a Chinese pedophile?
A. Fu Kum Yung.