Instead of buying Christmas presents for your kids why not give them wisdom instead?
If you wrap up an empty cardboard box this will teach them about disappointment.
Yo mama is so dumb that when she called someone to come over and tear up her carpet she thought she was hiring a male prostitute.
Q. What do you call a woman with 2 brain cells? A. Pregnant.
Q: what did the left beaver lip say to the right? A: We used to be so tight before that holiday to Jamaica!
I love to share things with people who don’t have what I’ve got. I think that’s why I love sex with women so much.
I went to a science conference today and met the guy who invented Viagra, cant believe what a big head he‘s got.