Someone wrote “mong” on my car windshield last night.
It took me ages to lick it off.
After getting married I’ve now become bi-sexual. I have sex twice a year.
It’s a disgrace that the UK has recently lost its AAA credit rating. Just because our main export is Walkers Crisps and half the population is on unemployment benefits doesn’t mean we have a weak economy.
Your Mom is so fat she needs a lifeguard for her cereal bowl.
Q. What do you call a Chinese guy with a camera? A. Japanese.
If Noah was a Jew then why did he bring pigs with him on the boat?