What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino?
..A Helephino!!
Met somebody at work today called William Hill, what are the odds?
Hi, I wish I was toilet paper so I could touch your ass.
When my girlfriend is on her period she always ovary-acts.
What do Santa Claus and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common?
They can both be in two places at once.
Yo mama is so fat when she went on a rowing machine it sank.