My wife just came back from the hospital the other day and the doctors told her she had Covid19.
I was devastated. I had a brilliant cancer joke lined up.
I got a job as a bounty hunter in China.
Couldn’t believe my luck, every time they put a new wanted poster up, the guy they were after was standing right next to me!
Three reasons why a woman is like a bottle of wine?
1. They’re difficult to pick. 2. They become more expensive with time. 3. If you taste it too early its a gRAPE.
Why do white people have so many pets? They aren’t allowed to own blacks anymore.
No + Rohypnol = Yes
I bought my son a puppy for Christmas, but I’ve just accidentally killed him with my car as I reversed onto the drive. Oh well, I’ll have to look after the puppy myself now.