People say the best things in life are free but those people have clearly never had sex.
Did you just fart? Because you’re blowing me away.
Just heard on the radio that a lot of women are turning into good drivers. So, if you’re a good driver, watch out for turning women!
Just heard you can now get points for speeding which doesn’t seem right to me. If anything people caught speeding should be punished.
Can’t believe how quickly the batteries keep running out on my smoke alarm. Really need to get my wife some cooking lessons this Christmas.
Q. Why is life like sex? A. Because you get out what you put in.