I found the off-switch on women. It’s in the back of their heads.
You have to use a bat to activate it.
Q. Why did the airport go to the hospice? A. Because it had terminal cancer.
Just managed to save a load of money on my car insurance. After I had a crash I just drove away really fast and then went into hiding for 3 weeks.
This is the first year I can’t have a summer holiday in the Bahamas because of Covid19. I normally can’t have a holiday in the Bahamas because I’m too poor.
My dad always used to say, ‘What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger,’ – ’till he had the accident.
When I was a kid me and my dad used to play hide and seek. He’s been gone for 20 years now, where are you dad?