Q. Why did the airport go to the hospice? A. Because it had terminal cancer.
Just managed to save a load of money on my car insurance. After I had a crash I just drove away really fast and then went into hiding for 3 weeks.
This is the first year I can’t have a summer holiday in the Bahamas because of Covid19. I normally can’t have a holiday in the Bahamas because I’m too poor.
My dad always used to say, ‘What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger,’ – ’till he had the accident.
When I was a kid me and my dad used to play hide and seek. He’s been gone for 20 years now, where are you dad?
My girlfriend left me because I’m too insecure. No wait, she’s back. She just went to make a cup of coffee.