Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.
18
Oct

Served in McDonalds

By Dave
in Dirty Jokes
+17 -23

Got served in McDonalds earlier today by a really attractive girl. She asked me “I can make it large for you for 30p extra if you like?”. I replied “You already have, how bout you come into the toilets and finish me off for an extra £2?”.

01
May

Cancer Research

By Jimmy
in Disabled Jokes
+21 -27

A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day. She said, ‘Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?’ I said, ‘All right, but we won’t get much done.

25
Oct

Man Trapped

By Eric
in Surreal Jokes
+12 -18

Twenty years ago I used to feel like I was a man trapped inside a woman’s body but then I finally decided to come out of my mum and I was born.

02
May

Homeless Horse

By Chris
in Pick Up Lines
+16 -22

Are you a homeless horse.. Because you look unstable.

10
Sep

Biggest Weakness

By Casey
in General Jokes
+22 -28

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years Jeff?
Jeff: I personally believe my biggest weakness is listening

30
Oct

Watermelon Seed

By Sam
in Pick Up Lines
+16 -22

If I was a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seed?

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