If I was a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seed?
Yo mama is so poor the other day I saw her walking down the street with 1 shoe. When I asked her if she lost her shoe she said “No, I just found one”.
Sinead O’conner has recently converted to Islam and changed her name.
She will now be known as Grenade O’Conner.
Depth limit for recreational divers – 12 meters Depth limit for experience divers – 30 meters Scuba diving world record – 137 meters Depth limit for my Casio watch – 500 meters
Cheers, Casio that’s a relief
I’ve got nothing against gays but I wish they would stop sending me junk mail about ‘free cavity filling’.
My grandfather developed cancer when he was younger.
Some say he’s the most evil scientist who ever lived.