When I was a kid me and my dad used to play hide and seek. He’s been gone for 20 years now, where are you dad?
This is the first year I can’t have a summer holiday in the Bahamas because of Covid19. I normally can’t have a holiday in the Bahamas because I’m too poor.
My dad always used to say, ‘What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger,’ – ’till he had the accident.
My family were so poor that every night my dad used to take me to KFC to lick other peoples fingers.
My girlfriend left me because I’m too insecure. No wait, she’s back. She just went to make a cup of coffee.
Got some extra sensitive toothpaste the other day. It gets really jealous if I use other toothpastes.