My girlfriend told me today that she has 2 cunts and apparently I’m one of them.
Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years Jeff? Jeff: I personally believe my biggest weakness is listening
Sinead O’conner has recently converted to Islam and changed her name.
She will now be known as Grenade O’Conner.
Depth limit for recreational divers – 12 meters Depth limit for experience divers – 30 meters Scuba diving world record – 137 meters Depth limit for my Casio watch – 500 meters
Cheers, Casio that’s a relief
I’ve got nothing against gays but I wish they would stop sending me junk mail about ‘free cavity filling’.
My grandfather developed cancer when he was younger.
Some say he’s the most evil scientist who ever lived.