My psychiatrist told me I need to stop comfort eating right away. Apparently fabric conditioner contains really dangerous chemicals.
What do you call a ginger kid who’s good at martial arts? The Carroty Kid
Took a girl home last night and I accidentally said ‘how’s your daddy’ instead of ‘who’s your daddy’. We spent 2 hours talking about her dad’s cholesterol.
Just failed my exam at Chef school.
I ran out of thyme.
I’m new in town, could I have the directions to your house please?
Just been sacked from my new job at Starbucks. Apparently ground coffee isn’t suppose to contain any dirt from the ground.