Q. Why is life like sex? A. Because you get out what you put in.
Is your dad a lumberjack because you give me wood.
What sickness does a martial artist get? Kung flu.
Q. What’s the most intelligent thing to come out of a woman’s mouth? A. Einstein’s c*ck.
Have you heard about that new coffee that makes you tired and unhappy. Its called depresso.
I’ve never had any luck with women. When I was a child my mum never breastfed me, she always had a headache.