My girlfriend told me today that she has 2 cunts and apparently I’m one of them.
Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years Jeff? Jeff: I personally believe my biggest weakness is listening
If I was a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seed?
Yo mama is so poor the other day I saw her walking down the street with 1 shoe. When I asked her if she lost her shoe she said “No, I just found one”.
Sinead O’conner has recently converted to Islam and changed her name.
She will now be known as Grenade O’Conner.
Depth limit for recreational divers – 12 meters Depth limit for experience divers – 30 meters Scuba diving world record – 137 meters Depth limit for my Casio watch – 500 meters
Cheers, Casio that’s a relief