Last week I saved a girl from being attacked… I changed my mind.
Just bought a really cheap umbrella that has just fell to bits. I wish kids in 3rd world would take more pride in their work.
Top 5 worst ever Irish inventions.
1. Inflatable dartboard. 2. Diet water. 3. Helicopter ejector seat. 4. Wooden barbecue. 5. Non-stick toilet paper.
Yo mama is like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown away, and she keeps coming back for more!
Just quit my job at the ice-cream factory. Kept getting the cold shoulder.
I’m not saying my dad’s the jealous type, but we were never allowed to be breast fed…