3 reasons why women undress themselves in front of men. 1. She really wants your D. 2. You’re in row Z of the friend zone. 3. She hasn’t seen you hiding in the tree.
My car has become known locally as ‘the pussy wagon’. Not because I’m good at getting girls but because I cry a lot when I’m alone.
Ingredients for homemade love pheromone spray. Guaranteed to turn on every women.
Beer (4 cans) Paint thinner (bottle) Ketchup (half-bottle) Cat Urine (bowl) Shoe polish (3 tins) Rotten apples (three) Toilet paper (5 sheets)
My wife only ever has sex with me when she wants something. Last night she wanted to time an egg.
Just had a water fight at the local park with a bunch kids and won!!
Nobody is a match for me and my kettle.
How to make a tofu breakfast.
Step 1. Throw tofu into the trash. Step 2. Get some bacon.