Ever since Netflix started streaming friends, I’ve been watching it non stop.
Why did no one tell me life was going to be this way…
Q. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A. Lean beef
Q. What do Golf Caddies and women have in common? A. The best ones are either holding your wood or holding an iron.
Q: How long does it take a Nigerian woman to take a shit? A: Nine months.
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Called the rape help-line today, apparently its only for victims!