The following conversation took place between 2 pirates.
Pirate 1: I heard its your 30th birthday today. Pirate 2: Aye matey. Pirate 1: Wow, 80, you look a lot younger.
Why wasn’t the vampire working?? ….. because he was on a coffin break
Just found a self help book that has a 90% discount but the book is in Spanish and none of my Spanish friends have the time to come over to my house to help me read it.
Did you hear about the gypsy who won the lottery? They paid him with travelers cheques.
Last week I saved a girl from being attacked… I changed my mind.
Just bought a really cheap umbrella that has just fell to bits. I wish kids in 3rd world would take more pride in their work.