Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.
12
Jan

Backpacking

By Dave
in Political Jokes
+14 -19

Just had the following conversation with my friend who’s gone backpacking in North Korea.

Me: So how’s your holiday in North Korea going?
Friend: I literally can’t complain and I’ve willingly decided to stay here for another 10 years without any threats of violence. Goodbye!

06
Apr

Escort

By Dare I
in Dirty Jokes
+6 -11

Accidentally filled my escort with diesel last night. She’s dead now.

05
Sep

Little Friend

By Tim
in Pick Up Lines
+16 -21

Say hello to my little friend! (Pick up a midget while introducing yourself)

16
May

Food

By Dave
in General Jokes
+4 -9

I’ve always been very good at putting food on the table so I’ve now decided to get a job as a waiter.

16
Apr

Syria

By Dave
in Political Jokes
+13 -18

Trump has announced that recent airstrikes were a great success. After reducing large parts of Syria to rubble people living in Detroit now feel slightly less jealous of Syrians.

03
Jun

Street Performers

By Dave
in General Jokes
+10 -15

I hate street performers…
Then again, I’m a mime, so I can’t really talk.

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