Happy International Women’s Day. It was actually supposed to be held last month but it had to get rescheduled because the women took too long to get ready.
I accidentally hit a kid with my car last night. It wasn’t serious, luckily nobody saw me.
Q. What do you call the phobia of black people? A. Common sense
I once went on a date with a girl and I had to tell her that she drew her eyebrows to high… she looked surprised.
Accidentally filled my escort with diesel last night. She’s dead now.
Say hello to my little friend! (Pick up a midget while introducing yourself)