Just had the following conversation at McDonalds.
Me: Can I have a beer please? Clerk: Sir this is McDonalds! Me: Ok… Can I have a McBeer please?
What do you call a clumsy Chinese man?
Bang Ding Ao
The following conversation took place between 2 pirates.
Pirate 1: I heard its your 30th birthday today. Pirate 2: Aye matey. Pirate 1: Wow, 80, you look a lot younger.
Did you hear about the gypsy who won the lottery? They paid him with travelers cheques.
Why wasn’t the vampire working?? ….. because he was on a coffin break
Just found a self help book that has a 90% discount but the book is in Spanish and none of my Spanish friends have the time to come over to my house to help me read it.