Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Mar

Bread

By sam

in Surreal Jokes

+18 -22

Went to a fancy dress party last night dressed as a loaf of bread, the birds were all over me.

Jun

Wife Like Computer

By Georgio

in Relationship Jokes

Tags: Virus jokes, Wife Jokes

+25 -29

Three reasons why my wife is like a computer.

1. She’s good at remembering credit card details.
2. She knows everything about every subject.
3. She always complains about having a virus whenever you try and do anything dirty with her.

Aug

Shocked

By Dave

in General Jokes

+14 -18

Most people are shocked when they find out…

I’m a self-taught electrician.

Feb

Islamic TV

By aaron

in Religious Jokes

+22 -26

Q. What do you call the Islamic TV awards?
A. The “mosquers”

Jul

Lottery

By SteveA

in Animal Jokes

+26 -30

If I ever won the lottery I wouldn’t change. I’d still be a a$$hole but from my new helicopter.

Apr

Jesus Popularity

By Mark

in Religious Jokes

+26 -30

Q. Why is Jesus more popular in Europe than the Middle-East?
A. Because water is very scarce in the Middle-East and people get angry if you turn it to wine.