Threw a lemon into my friends face as a joke last week, he’s quite bitter about it.
Animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Q. What does a grenade and a wife have in common? A. They both take your house and leave you hurt when you remove the ring.
Beautiful summers day today great for bird watching. Just seen some great tits.
I got one of those Dyson Ball Cleaners for Christmas. Unfortunately, I misunderstood what it was, which is why I’m now in casualty…
Q. Why do gay Christians love cannabis? A. Because the bible says that men who sleep together should be stoned.