Did you hear about the blind gynecologist? He could read lips.
Got my wife a new bag and belt for Christmas. Vacuum cleaner should be like new once she fits in the new parts.
Girlfriend just broke up with me for being too European. I saw it coming from a kilometre away
Interesting Fact:
A shark will only attack you if you are wet.
There’s no “I” in team but there are 5 in individual brilliance.
Government has announced new plans to help first-time buyers which is great. They have as much right as anyone to have a house repossessed.