I’m not normally suspicious, but the wife told me yesterday that Gavin from Autoglass came round and injected his special resin into her crack. She hasn’t even got a car.
Can’t believe how stupid the staff are at the McDonalds drive through. Sometimes it feels like I’m talking to a brick wall.
I’m currently studying to be a psychiatrist and I went to the library to find a book on suicide. The librarian recommended I read the Qur’an.
My sarcasm is so advanced that people think I’m really retarded.
My mate said “It must be strange having a surname like Head”
I said “It’s much worse for my uncle Dick”
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