Did you hear about the blind gynecologist? He could read lips.
Got my wife a new bag and belt for Christmas. Vacuum cleaner should be like new once she fits in the new parts.
I love Halloween. It’s the one time of year where all the dust, bloodstains and cobwebs around my house stop being disgusting and become decorations.
Farting in a crowded lift is wrong on multiple levels!
Left boob: “Whacha doing?” Right boob: “Nothing just hanging.”
Had a nightmare last night about a fat old men breaking into my house. Think I might be Claustraphobic.