Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Shocked

in General Jokes
+14 -18

Most people are shocked when they find out…

I’m a self-taught electrician.

Wife Like Computer

in Relationship Jokes
+25 -29

Three reasons why my wife is like a computer.

1. She’s good at remembering credit card details.
2. She knows everything about every subject.
3. She always complains about having a virus whenever you try and do anything dirty with her.

Vampire Working

in Pick Up Lines
+19 -24

Why wasn’t the vampire working?? ….. because he was on a coffin break

Self Help

in General Jokes
+2 -7

Just found a self help book that has a 90% discount but the book is in Spanish and none of my Spanish friends have the time to come over to my house to help me read it.

Lottery

in General Jokes
+8 -13

Did you hear about the gypsy who won the lottery?
They paid him with travelers cheques.

Saved Girl

in Pick Up Lines
+19 -24

Last week I saved a girl from being attacked… I changed my mind.