Q. What does a grenade and a wife have in common? A. They both take your house and leave you hurt when you remove the ring.
Beautiful summers day today great for bird watching. Just seen some great tits.
I got one of those Dyson Ball Cleaners for Christmas. Unfortunately, I misunderstood what it was, which is why I’m now in casualty…
Did you hear about the blind gynecologist? He could read lips.
Got my wife a new bag and belt for Christmas. Vacuum cleaner should be like new once she fits in the new parts.
Girlfriend just broke up with me for being too European. I saw it coming from a kilometre away