CALENDAR FACT: All the seasons are named after coils of metal.
Except Winter and Summer.
And Autumn.
Yesterday when we were in bed my wife shouted at me and told me I was really annoying… I almost choked on my popcorn.
My wife used to think that I was a control freak but that changed once I started to make deductions from her allowance.
I like my women how I like my cars… Rented.
Making love to music can be really romantic but only if you last longer than the intro of track 01.
Do you work for a tyre manufacturer because you look like you have a lot of experience with rubber?