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Just had the following conversation with my maths teacher.
Me: Wanna hear a joke? Teacher: Ok. Me: Pussy! Teacher: I don’t get it. Me: Exactly!
I used to have a job repairing lifts. It had its ups and downs.
My doctor told me today that I shouldn’t drink alcohol every day. “That’s fine”, I said, I only drink at night anyway.
What gets bigger when you pull it and even bigger when you put it in the hole? A seat belt.
Heard some people talking about Israel on the radio this morning saying they should be boycotted for crimes again humanity. Personally I didn’t think the Eurovision song was that bad.