What happens when you give viagra to lawyers?
They grow taller.
Got raped by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle last night at Halloween party.
Ironically, he wasn’t wearing a mask so I don’t know which one it was.
Yo mama is so ugly when she tried to have sex with a male prostitute he told her “not on the first date”.
Why do most people find wars unnecessary and brutal? Because most people don‘t have shares in arms companies.
Yo mama is so dumb she tried to take her own life by jumping out of the basement window.
Have you got any farm experience because I really need milking?