What animal is either happy & playful or viscous & deadly depending on its mood?
…… A bi-polar bear.
Three strangest animals known to man. 1. The urine loving Candiru fish. 2. The exploding termites of French Guiana. 3. White person with dreadlocks.
I’m on a quest around the world to find Bigfoot. I’d originally set out to find cheap car insurance, but I decided to keep my goals realistic.
Got thrown out the library today for making too much noise while I was eating… I probably should have waited till I got home before going down on my girlfriend.
Its true what they say, love really does hurt. Especially without lube.
Threw a lemon into my friends face as a joke last week, he’s quite bitter about it.