Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

iPad

in General Jokes
+16 -19

Yesterday I asked my daughter for a newspaper and she passed me an iPad because apparently newspapers are “old school”. She was right, the fly didn’t stand a chance.

Steak

in Relationship Jokes
+12 -15

I like to have my steak cooked the same way I like sex with my wife… Rare.

Disabled Parking

in Disabled Jokes
+31 -34

Got fined today for parking in a disabled parking spot. Apparently erectile dysfunction doesn’t count as a disability.

Hidden Dip

in General Jokes
+8 -11

Crashed my car the other day while on holiday because of a hidden dip on the road. Can’t believe how much houmous people in Greece leaving lying around.

Bill Gates Vaccine

in Political Jokes
+6 -10

Have you heard about the new Bill Gates vaccine? When you first take it you turn blue and keep going to sleep but then after a couple of years they give you an updated version and it starts working properly.

Fox Elephant

in Animal Jokes, Relationship Jokes
+40 -44

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it.