Yesterday I asked my daughter for a newspaper and she passed me an iPad because apparently newspapers are “old school”. She was right, the fly didn’t stand a chance.
Crashed my car the other day while on holiday because of a hidden dip on the road. Can’t believe how much houmous people in Greece leaving lying around.
Have you heard about the new Bill Gates vaccine? When you first take it you turn blue and keep going to sleep but then after a couple of years they give you an updated version and it starts working properly.