When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.
And then I saw her face.
Went shopping last week to try and find some camouflage trousers, couldn’t find any.
My motto is that if your future self doesn’t travel back in time to stop you then whatever you are doing is probably OK.
Q. Why do gay Christians love cannabis? A. Because the bible says that men who sleep together should be stoned.
Q. What does a grenade and a wife have in common? A. They both take your house and leave you hurt when you remove the ring.
Beautiful summers day today great for bird watching. Just seen some great tits.