Yesterday I asked my daughter for a newspaper and she passed me an iPad because apparently newspapers are “old school”. She was right, the fly didn’t stand a chance.
Why does Stevie Wonder always smile??? He’s blind, he doesnt know he’s Black!
Can’t seem to find my ‘Gone in 60 Seconds’ DVD.
It was here a minute ago.
Q. What is four inches and keeps a woman in bed all day? A. Snow
Q. Why did God create man before woman. A. Because you’re suppose to practice first before you create your final masterpiece.
Just been out for a run. Sure, it was a beer run but I was still sweating by the end.