I’m currently studying to be a psychiatrist and I went to the library to find a book on suicide. The librarian recommended I read the Qur’an.
I’m not normally suspicious, but the wife told me yesterday that Gavin from Autoglass came round and injected his special resin into her crack. She hasn’t even got a car.
My mate said “It must be strange having a surname like Head”
I said “It’s much worse for my uncle Dick”
My sarcasm is so advanced that people think I’m really retarded.
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The one time premature ejaculation isn’t a problem.
I used to have a job repairing lifts. It had its ups and downs.