Being stuck in traffic can be really annoying unless you happen to have a nice cool Budweiser in your glove box.
My Wife has this really annoying habit. She keeps breathing.
Yo Mama is so ugly that she has to do trick or treat over the phone!
My friend only jerks off in the shower. So every time it rains be gets a boner
Why did Dracula go to the doctors?
Because of his coffin.
The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves.