Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Mar

Web Designer

By Pete

in Animal Jokes

+28 -31

When I was a child I wanted to be a web designer. I’ve always had a fascination with spiders.

Jun

Restaurant

By JohnnyB

in Political Jokes

+27 -30

How are we supposed to social distance in a restaurant?
Is the waitress supposed to Frisbee the plates to the customers?

Sep

Steak

By Dave

in Relationship Jokes

+12 -15

I like to have my steak cooked the same way I like sex with my wife… Rare.

Jul

Disabled Parking

By Dave

in Disabled Jokes

+31 -34

Got fined today for parking in a disabled parking spot. Apparently erectile dysfunction doesn’t count as a disability.

Mar

Hidden Dip

By Frank

in General Jokes

+8 -11

Crashed my car the other day while on holiday because of a hidden dip on the road. Can’t believe how much houmous people in Greece leaving lying around.

Jun

iPad

By Derek4585

in General Jokes

+16 -19

Yesterday I asked my daughter for a newspaper and she passed me an iPad because apparently newspapers are “old school”. She was right, the fly didn’t stand a chance.