Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Movie

in General Jokes
+15 -18

Do you know when that movie about constitpation is being released?

It seems to be taking ages to come out.

Cheap Aftershave

in Racist Jokes
+91 -94

Got some cheap aftershave from China the other day, no wonder they all have eyes like that.

Weather Man

in Relationship Jokes
+22 -25

My wife left me for a weather man. She’ll be mist.

Battle Uniform

in Relationship Jokes
+11 -14

Just gave my girlfriend a medieval battle uniform to polish while I go to the bar.

She always said she wanted a night in, shining armour.

Elephant

in Animal Jokes
+7 -10

My psychiatrist said that I have the memory of an elephant.

I keep thinking about elephants.

Man In Uniform

in Relationship Jokes
+10 -13

I heard women love a man in uniform so just got a job working at McDonalds.