Losing my virginity was like my first football game. It hurt a lot but at least my dad came.
I read on the internet recently that the government might make vacations mandatory. I really hope so. Would love to go to the Bahamas.
When I was a child I wanted to be a web designer. I’ve always had a fascination with spiders.
How are we supposed to social distance in a restaurant? Is the waitress supposed to Frisbee the plates to the customers?
Yesterday I asked my daughter for a newspaper and she passed me an iPad because apparently newspapers are “old school”. She was right, the fly didn’t stand a chance.
I like to have my steak cooked the same way I like sex with my wife… Rare.