Best Short Jokes All Time

Collection of the all time best funny short jokes sorted by user rating.

Laughter

in Disabled Jokes
+42 -45

If laughter is the best medicine then does that mean it’s OK to laugh at people in wheelchairs?

Pregnancy Test

in Relationship Jokes
+9 -12

My wife took a pregnancy test today and my worst fear was confirmed… she’s just a fat pig.

Virginity

in Dirty Jokes, Sports Jokes
+24 -27

Losing my virginity was like my first football game.
It hurt a lot but at least my dad came.

Vacations

in Political Jokes
+4 -7

I read on the internet recently that the government might make vacations mandatory. I really hope so. Would love to go to the Bahamas.

Web Designer

in Animal Jokes
+28 -31

When I was a child I wanted to be a web designer. I’ve always had a fascination with spiders.

Restaurant

in Political Jokes
+27 -30

How are we supposed to social distance in a restaurant?
Is the waitress supposed to Frisbee the plates to the customers?