Do you know when that movie about constitpation is being released?
It seems to be taking ages to come out.
Got some cheap aftershave from China the other day, no wonder they all have eyes like that.
My wife left me for a weather man. She’ll be mist.
Just gave my girlfriend a medieval battle uniform to polish while I go to the bar.
She always said she wanted a night in, shining armour.
My psychiatrist said that I have the memory of an elephant.
I keep thinking about elephants.
I heard women love a man in uniform so just got a job working at McDonalds.